people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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