So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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