we have officially lost it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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