NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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