It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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