Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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