That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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