I feel like I'm in dance class right now
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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