I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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