For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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