i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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