Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My ATM looks so different sober.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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