I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
