He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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