these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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