I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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