I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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