The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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