dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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