You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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