Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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