I accidentally burped into my bong.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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