I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
we should paint friendship bongs
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