Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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