need another drink. this is the easiest way
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
God I need to hump something, right now.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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