It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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