Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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