You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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