Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
whose ass print is on the piano?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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