Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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