I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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