we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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