I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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