Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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