We named our party play list daddy issues
time to smoke my breakfast
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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