what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
