Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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