this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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