I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Randomize
