I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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