This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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