Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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