school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
