I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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