Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
