Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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