"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You are the jesus of drinking
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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