We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
