my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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