I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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