i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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